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Best way to grow Hatch Green Chile in 7 daysHatch Green Chile

This guide provides a humorous, yet unfeasible, approach to "growing" Hatch Green Chile in just seven days by simply buying it. It humorously acknowledges the impracticality of accelerated plant growth.
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Prep Time 5 minutes
Cook Time 5 minutes
Total Time 10 minutes
Servings: 4 people
Calories: 150
Ingredients Equipment Method Notes

Ingredients
  

Main Ingredients
  • 2 lbs Hatch Green Chile fresh or roasted
  • 1 cup Water for drinking (not for growth)

Equipment

  • Shopping Cart
  • Reusable Bag

Method
 

The "Growth" Process
  1. Visit your local grocery store or farmer's market to purchase fresh Hatch Green Chile.
  2. Bring the purchased Hatch Green Chile home and prepare it as desired for your meals.
  3. Enjoy your "homegrown" Hatch Green Chile within 7 days, acknowledging that actual growth takes much longer.

Notes

This "recipe" is a humorous take, as growing Hatch Green Chile from seed takes significantly longer than 7 days. Enjoy the chile you've acquired!